The first thing you need to know is that there is nothing extraordinary about this blog. The second thing you need to know is that I am cynical...like really cynical. These two things combine to produce my cynical musings on some mundane things that are probably not interesting to anyone but me. But I feel like there should be some sort of outlet for my cynicism so that I do not inflict it on my friends and family while they are still speaking to me. Blogging is cheaper than therapy. And it is less time-consuming than finding new friends.

I would also like to take this opportunity to apologize to my parents for all the cussing. Sorry.