Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Conversations with Plant Lady.

PL: Knock Konck!

Me: Hi there.

PL: (walks over to floor plant) Wow! She's just sprouting little babies everywhere.

Me: (feigning interest) Oh yeah?

PL: Yeah, she's got one, two, three, four, five, six little babies coming out of her.

Me: Maybe I should throw her a baby shower.

PL: Yeah, six of 'em!

Me: She sure does get around.

PL: Your tree here is a little whore! Ha ha!

Me: Oh...um...wow...ok.

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